"Selling BiblesA pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church.Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some bibles. But he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had always kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment.Poor Louie stuttered badly. But, NOT WANTING TO discourage Louie, the minister decided to let him try anyway.He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with bibles. He asked them to meet with him and report the results. "Her misfortune? Her misfortune?" Hegripped his head with both his massive hands, incredulous. "Nice home;sorry; nice mansion. Nice school; sorry; nice private school. Nice clothesand all that. Nice cars and that fucking shit. What fucking misfortune?"he hissed across the table."Mark!" Kelli snapped. Both Alan and Mark sat back.Leanne sensed her last chance slipping away."Alan, perhaps you and Mark might take some time and wander around theblock for a few minutes. Or hours. Better yet, until I call you back."Alan looked at his wife and hated that she'd just belittled him. Her tonewas patronizing. He looked at Mark who glared at him. Mark did not looklike a man prone to reason. It might be best to calm his obvious temper(by avoiding him)."Fine, dear. A walk it is."-----000-----"Well, how's my parents' old house doing? Still enjoying it?" Kellisnipped as she sipped her Merlot."Kelli, it's still there." Leanne guiltily said, wanting to avoid such adiscussion."And my investments? I see.
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